Name: The Warmest, Non-Conformist, Ever Bitter, Drastic, Sarcastic, Melancholy EMCEE, formerly known as Absolute (AKA Dung Meister General).
Method to the Madness of DMG
Age: Old enough to be somebody's baby daddy but young enough to let his pants fall off his ass.
Musical Influences: Ol' Dirty Bastard, Del the Funky Homosapian, Saul Williams, Fishbone, Afroman, Anti Pop Consortium, Rage Against The Machine, Ghost Face Killa, The Coup, Kool Keith, Dead Prez and anybody who thinks before they write their shit.
Personal Influences: This guy has bought into too much conspiracy theories and this fuels his fire.
Musical Story: DMG has been rhyming for many years but he is such a total loser, waste and jerk that nothing ever came of him. After getting dropped from several major labels for his lack luster work habits he was just about to hang it up until that fateful bout with Mexican food. He emerged out of the bathroom 45 minutes later, 10 pounds lighter and determined to shit on the entire music industry.
DMG began collecting bottles, bumming dollars from people, coercing money from $2 crack whores, and worst of all MANAGING RETAIL. He saved up some money and decided to take matters into his own hands and release the record that the three big conglomorates were afraid of Obnoxious Vanity Project.
Favorite Saying: "Fucking idiot!"
Personal Quote: "Where's the bathroom?"
